[eddie x robin]

eddie 🫖🧁

04:32 pm

tell them there's no more waffles for today. tell them someone ordered them all. they'll leave, and you win

no cookie for me 🥺 ?

who knows, maybe tomorrow...

maybe some bicurious guy will walk in and the curious will be taken off for real after seeing your ass in those jeans.

purely aesthetic appreciation on my part, of course.

tw: language

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fri. 05/26/23 04:44 pm

hahahaha very fun very clever congrats robin

fri. 05/26/23 04:45 pm

sure my ass is aesthetic

says the writer dude that's been all gloomy in his tiny diner corner all afternoon

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fri. 05/26/23 04:50 pm

anyway i answered your stupid scrabble invitation you fucking nerd

ft. @robin fersen

eddie 🫖🧁

04:46 pm

i know I'm so smart

in what world have i been gloomy ? just working on my book with my sweet tea. and no scrabble to procrastinate.

would it change anything to your life if I was ?

yay! hope you're ready for 2am notifications

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fri. 05/26/23 05:15 pm

it's the whole aesthetic

i'd add your name to my list of guys that couldn't stand the sight of me

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you still busy in that booth? no needs? boss would love to kick you out but i'm taking defense pls take it into account when tiping your fav waiter

ft. @robin fersen

eddie 🫖🧁

05:16 pm

i like the sight of you though 🥺

dude there's a grand total of five people in this diner and two of you work here. what did I do for him to hate me like that ? 🥺🥺

i'd say i need a tall glass of water but i kinda need to be gone in like ten to head to the underworld.

okay that sounded kinda gloomy, the cabaret, i mean. work. all that. if you want to hang after you're done with your shift i can probably slide you a couple drinks ?

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fri. 05/26/23 05:18 pm

i feel like you have no idea of the repercussions of this emoji

so scholar so well spoken yet can't know what he's actually doing

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ft. @robin fersen

eddie 🫖🧁

05:19 pm

that one 🥺 ? the sad little guy ? what's up with him ?

at the store of life i could either buy common sense or a thesaurus and we both know what I picked.

for real what's up with sad little guy 🥺 ?

damn and here I thought you were only here to look pretty!

tw: weed (mention), réappropriation d'insulte homophobe

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fri. 05/26/23 05:20 pm

okay no i'm only telling you emoji lore if i can have a blunt

big boy you gotta stop acting that gay it's breaking my lil fag heart

ft. @robin fersen

eddie 🫖🧁

05:23 pm

you're gonna have to tell me 'cause I tried googling 'sad almost crying emoji secret meaning' and nothing came up.

anything I can do to help with the good ol' heart repair services ? 🥺

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fri. 05/26/23 05:34 pm

my shift ends at 7

come hang out when you can (no scrabble allowed tho)

ft. @robin fersen

eddie 🫖🧁

05:35 pm

sure! i'll text you when I'm done with my shift ?

just in case you fall asleep before I'm done

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fri. 05/26/23 05:37 pm

look up

hi

ft. @robin fersen

eddie 🫖🧁

09:13 am

i had the fucking weirdest dream last night

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mon. 06/12/23 09:37 am

what

ft. @robin fersen

eddie 🫖🧁

09:46 am

it's kind of stupid, really

but i've been reading over arthurian legends recently

and there's this thing - there's the holy grail and stories and wars, there's camelot of course - and there's this man, galehaut, who stands back on conquest on the only condition that he can have for himself lancelot, the knight. he goes as far as joining the table round, for him, and there's this line, i mean - it sounds better in french, and it's only a quick way of explaining it - but there's a line about how he gave lancelot his heart, his body and his honor. it's all a pretty stunning display of devotion. and at some point he dies of sadness, thinking lancelot is himself dead.

thing is, he dies, lancelot actually wasn't. he almost starts a war to get his body back and give him proper burial, it ends up being a whole stunning thing, his death, a proper celebration. and when lancelot comes to die, he's buried alongside him.

sorry, that's getting kinda gloomy

but anyway i'm just trying to make sense of it, i guess

'cause i dreamed of a castle in the desert, and maybe it's some sort of a mirage, but it definitely was a castle in the desert and it felt like the end of times, and there was a stone waiting, but it was empty for some reason, no writing on it, no - here lies, you know. and upon getting closer, there were peonies engraved in the stone. yet, i couldn't reach out to touch them, and suddenly it was oddly dark, and i realized i didn't get any closer, that i had no control over any moves in that castle, in that desert. yet i wasn't alone, for there were the skies, and, well.

i mean, some sort of a face, really.

i don't even know why i'm writing you all that, it was odd, kind of fucked me up, i can't stop thinking about it for some reason.

i guess i'll have to make it something.

do you know if you're gonna have blueberry cheesecake at the diner today ?